The signs as Germany nt 2014 World Cup moments
footballsigns:
Aries: Miroslav Klose becoming the top scorer in the history of the WC
Taurus:
Beating Brazil 7-1
Gemini: Having 5 players in the World Cup All-Star Team
Cancer: Mario Gotze’s goal vs Argentina
Leo: Manuel Neuer winning the Golden Glove
Virgo:
Becoming the first team to reach four consecutive WC semi finals
Libra: Thomas Muller’s hat-trick vs Portugal beating them 4-0
Scorpio:
Becoming the first European team to win a WC in the Americas
Sagittarius:
Being number 1 in the FIFA rankings
Capricorn: Winning their fourth World Cup
Aquarius: The fastest 5 consecutive goals in World Cup history
Pisces:
Thomas Muller winning the Silver Boot
The signs as Bundesliga goalkeepers
footballsigns:
Aries: Bernd Leno
Taurus: Manuel Neuer
Gemini: Thomas Kraft
Cancer: Rene Adler
Leo: Diego Benaglio
Virgo: Roman Weidenfeller
Libra: Raphael Wolf
Scorpio: Timon Wellenreuther
Sagittarius: Ron-Robert Zieler
Capricorn: Jens Grahl
Aquarius: Mitchell Langerak
Pisces: Kevin Trapp
The signs as World Cup hosts
footballsigns:
Aries:
South Africa 2010
Taurus: Mexico 1986
Gemini: England 1966
Cancer:
France 1936
Leo: Sweden 1958
Virgo: Italy 1990
Libra: Chile 1962
Scorpio: Brazil 2014
Sagittarius:
Uruguay 1930
Capricorn: USA 1994
Aquarius: Spain 1982
Pisces: Germany 2006
what the signs are thinking of
kuinnsrpsarchive-deactivated201:
sex: taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, pisces, aquarius
money: aries, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn
cat: virgo
the signs playing soccer
Aries:runs through every challenge + doesn't back down, probably very bruised by the end of the season
Taurus:great defenders, you can trust them to know their position well
Gemini:fast, they have a lot of breakaways and shots on goal, hyperaware of where everyone is on the field
Cancer:great at passing, probably an ideal midfield player w/ a lot of assists
Leo:very good ball handling, their plays and endurance help them stand out on a squad
Virgo:they could juggle for ever, more interested in self improvement than what team they make, great at slowing the game down + looking up before recklessly passing
Libra:often prefers left or right wing, has a few teammates that they are very in sync with and can make great plays with them
Scorpio:a goal scorer, you can count on them to always be pushing for the win, but they might find themselves playing down to their opponents level or reciprocating their fouls
Sagittarius:very sure of themselves, would make a great captain and they are very versatile players --- playing fullback one day and striker the next
Capricorn:either very aggressive and powerful on the field or know the game incredibly well and aren't afraid to tell their teammates where they should be on the field
Aquarius:a great midfield, each has a very unique style of playing and need a team that suits their niche
Pisces:sometimes their passing accuracy surprises even themselves; very much a team player, they're great at sensing the flow of play and knowing when to get back + defend and when to keep pushing forward
The signs as random combinations of letters
aries:abmehwgu
taurus:uurejrbrb
gemini:frbgthyjumj
cancer:vrhjbthjtbrbrmmrki
leo:gorgeous
virgo:fregtrjtht
libra:perfect
scorpio:evil
sagittarius:ghvfhjgukhbg
capricorn:rgtmkghjyklyn
aquarius:hyjujkuikiik
pisces:rhnyjyjyjuj7
The signs as random combinations of letters
aries:abmehwgu
taurus:uurejrbrb
gemini:frbgthyjumj
cancer:vrhjbthjtbrbrmmrki
leo:gorgeous
virgo:fregtrjtht
libra:gthtyhjyujuj
scorpio:evil
sagittarius:ghvfhjgukhbg
capricorn:rgtmkghjyklyn
aquarius:hyjujkuikiik
pisces:rhnyjyjyjuj
Top 5 evil signs
ariesbossbitch:
Scorpio
Gemini
Capricorn
Pisces
Aquarius
the signs in front of someone they secretly hate
aries:looks bored, tries to escape every ten seconds
taurus:laughs nervously at everything in an attempt to be nice, gets tired after five minutes and then just fake-smiles and nods
gemini:doesn't even try to be interested, says "haha yeah" a lot in a tone that lacks any emotion
cancer:smiles weakly and avoids conversation as much as possible
leo:ignores the person bothering them, is sarcastic while smiling a lot, tries to be nice but doesn't rly give a damn
virgo:pretends the other person isn't speaking and looks disgusted
libra:fake-smiles through the entire thing OR doesn't smile at all and makes sure the person knows how pathetic he/she is
scorpio:smiles and laughs too much, doesn't try to maintain the conversation
sagittarius:literally everything they say is sarcastic
capricorn:tries to be friendly but ends up being awkward
aquarius:becomes extremely quiet, when they do speak it is to say something offensive/demeaning in a very subtle (yet scathing) manner
pisces:shrugs in response to everything, looks extremely bored, completely ignores the person and says "whatever" from time to time