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The signs as Germany nt 2014 World Cup moments

footballsigns:

Aries: Miroslav Klose becoming the top scorer in the history of the WC 
Taurus: Beating Brazil 7-1
Gemini: Having 5 players in the World Cup All-Star Team
Cancer: Mario Gotze’s goal vs Argentina  
Leo: Manuel Neuer winning the Golden Glove
Virgo: Becoming the first team to reach four consecutive WC semi finals
Libra: Thomas Muller’s hat-trick vs Portugal beating them 4-0
Scorpio: Becoming the first European team to win a WC in the Americas
Sagittarius: Being number 1 in the FIFA rankings
Capricorn: Winning their fourth World Cup 
Aquarius: The fastest 5 consecutive goals in World Cup history
Pisces: Thomas Muller winning the Silver Boot

The signs as Bundesliga goalkeepers

footballsigns:

Aries: Bernd Leno
Taurus: Manuel Neuer
Gemini: Thomas Kraft
Cancer: Rene Adler
Leo: Diego Benaglio
Virgo: Roman Weidenfeller
Libra: Raphael Wolf
Scorpio: Timon Wellenreuther
Sagittarius: Ron-Robert Zieler
Capricorn: Jens Grahl
Aquarius: Mitchell Langerak
Pisces: Kevin Trapp

The signs as World Cup hosts

footballsigns:

Aries: South Africa 2010
Taurus: Mexico 1986
Gemini: England 1966
Cancer: France 1936
Leo: Sweden 1958
Virgo: Italy 1990
Libra: Chile 1962
Scorpio: Brazil 2014
Sagittarius: Uruguay 1930
Capricorn: USA 1994
Aquarius: Spain 1982
Pisces: Germany 2006

what the signs are thinking of

kuinnsrpsarchive-deactivated201:

sex: taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, pisces, aquarius

money: aries, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

cat: virgo

the signs playing soccer

  • Aries:runs through every challenge + doesn't back down, probably very bruised by the end of the season

  • Taurus:great defenders, you can trust them to know their position well

  • Gemini:fast, they have a lot of breakaways and shots on goal, hyperaware of where everyone is on the field

  • Cancer:great at passing, probably an ideal midfield player w/ a lot of assists

  • Leo:very good ball handling, their plays and endurance help them stand out on a squad

  • Virgo:they could juggle for ever, more interested in self improvement than what team they make, great at slowing the game down + looking up before recklessly passing

  • Libra:often prefers left or right wing, has a few teammates that they are very in sync with and can make great plays with them

  • Scorpio:a goal scorer, you can count on them to always be pushing for the win, but they might find themselves playing down to their opponents level or reciprocating their fouls

  • Sagittarius:very sure of themselves, would make a great captain and they are very versatile players --- playing fullback one day and striker the next

  • Capricorn:either very aggressive and powerful on the field or know the game incredibly well and aren't afraid to tell their teammates where they should be on the field

  • Aquarius:a great midfield, each has a very unique style of playing and need a team that suits their niche

  • Pisces:sometimes their passing accuracy surprises even themselves; very much a team player, they're great at sensing the flow of play and knowing when to get back + defend and when to keep pushing forward

  • The signs as random combinations of letters

  • aries:abmehwgu

  • taurus:uurejrbrb

  • gemini:frbgthyjumj

  • cancer:vrhjbthjtbrbrmmrki

  • leo:gorgeous

  • virgo:fregtrjtht

  • libra:perfect

  • scorpio:evil

  • sagittarius:ghvfhjgukhbg

  • capricorn:rgtmkghjyklyn

  • aquarius:hyjujkuikiik

  • pisces:rhnyjyjyjuj7

  • The signs as random combinations of letters

  • aries:abmehwgu

  • taurus:uurejrbrb

  • gemini:frbgthyjumj

  • cancer:vrhjbthjtbrbrmmrki

  • leo:gorgeous

  • virgo:fregtrjtht

  • libra:gthtyhjyujuj

  • scorpio:evil

  • sagittarius:ghvfhjgukhbg

  • capricorn:rgtmkghjyklyn

  • aquarius:hyjujkuikiik

  • pisces:rhnyjyjyjuj

  • Top 5 evil signs

    ariesbossbitch:

    Scorpio
    Gemini
    Capricorn
    Pisces
    Aquarius

    the signs in front of someone they secretly hate

  • aries:looks bored, tries to escape every ten seconds

  • taurus:laughs nervously at everything in an attempt to be nice, gets tired after five minutes and then just fake-smiles and nods

  • gemini:doesn't even try to be interested, says "haha yeah" a lot in a tone that lacks any emotion

  • cancer:smiles weakly and avoids conversation as much as possible

  • leo:ignores the person bothering them, is sarcastic while smiling a lot, tries to be nice but doesn't rly give a damn

  • virgo:pretends the other person isn't speaking and looks disgusted

  • libra:fake-smiles through the entire thing OR doesn't smile at all and makes sure the person knows how pathetic he/she is

  • scorpio:smiles and laughs too much, doesn't try to maintain the conversation

  • sagittarius:literally everything they say is sarcastic

  • capricorn:tries to be friendly but ends up being awkward

  • aquarius:becomes extremely quiet, when they do speak it is to say something offensive/demeaning in a very subtle (yet scathing) manner

  • pisces:shrugs in response to everything, looks extremely bored, completely ignores the person and says "whatever" from time to time